Any chance for a last_save for characters_item?

I love characters_events, it does almost everything I want, and fast. The problem arises when I'd like to query beyond what characters_event provides. It has a hard limit of 1000 results across all event types.

characters_skill has a last save, and queries leveraging that are an order of magnitude faster.

/Rant on

Lots of dead skills
Lots of dead skill_sets.

So I removed them, skills that do not resolve to a set, bye.
Set's that do not resolve to a skill, bye.

But skill.grant_item is useless, it's mostly not set anywhere in the api.

Characters_skill has a last save, and that's pretty balla. That makes it nice and fast.

characters_event is painfully arbitrary(and even faster[That makes it hurt WORSE]).

characters_item. Slow. Dog slow. No filtering options can help, it's just fuggin' slow.

Can I fella get some help?